Congratulations pal!

Olga will be meeting you at the airport tomorrow
You'll have no trouble recognising her (she'll be the one in the wedding gown holding the sign with your name).
Lucky you!

PS We have a no refund policy. As a free complimentary service, our PR man Boris will witness the ceremony.

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