ODE TO VIOLET I'm going on a bike ride with Roland and the Viet Vets motor cycle gang/club.... to Grenfell. ---------- You should be out with violet, not Roland. ---------- Grenfell's not a nice place for a lady - especially with that gang ---------- I should ask her tonight if she wants to come along. ---------- Betya she would, but watch out for Roland ---------- Mmmm I'm not so sure since I would have to pick her up from Milk Bottle's place where she is staying at the moment. But will still ask her though. ---------- ask Milk bottle to come and throw him over the Gap ---------- See the documentary last night on the Taliban? I suppose you were watching Buffy last night conan, or trying to pen a love letter to violet? ---------- Wil, give conan a hand with your literary genius. Put a proposal to violet from conan that she cannot refuse. Must be done before the weekend. ---------- Peter I'm afraid I cannot act as the proxy in this matter. Look what happened to that dog in Jordan. ---------- A wise head on a young body. Conan's wife may blame you and your fate would be like the Arab's dog. Let fate take its course ---------- He, he, he very real concern Wil. Straw just imagine what milk bottle boy would want to do to poor Wil if he caught him penning love letters to Violet... ---------- Yes - pity Violet failed to turn up last night. Must have had to have dinner with milk bottle's relatives... Meanwhile the two bisexual twins Lisa and Larisa have asked me to visit them in Minsk - anyone got a spare $5,000 I can borrow for the trip? ---------- Not for that conan ---------- Milk bottle man wouldn't be able to knock the skin off a pudding ---------- Yes , but I'm sure he could turn a very nasty shade of pink if annoyed.... ---------- fain heart never won fair lady conan ---------- Don't fall for it - that tunnel is where you will meet your doom. The Chechen graffiti reads "death to the infidel!" ---------- Damn - I thought it read "double blow jobs just two dollars US..." ---------- it pays to read the fine print - give Milk Bottle a fiver & send him over. tell him to keep the change ---------- Brilliant master plan Wil. Shall do! ---------- He'll be pasteurised, and with a bit of luck, homogenised. ---------- MORE VIOLET Must be agony for you conan, waiting for Violet. Bet she hasn't given you a thought. Fix up your damn font. It is giving me the shits. Your only hope is for the mysterious Wil to pen a love poem for you. ---------- Sadly I think Violet is too nice a person to leave poor milk bottle boy for me... She will stick by him dutifully... Also sadly 8 pitch is as small as I can get the font - sorry... ---------- You could win her better then if you had a physique like the cockroach ---------- All too true.... ---------- Maybe you could win her over with the red skivvy ---------- Hmmm racy colour that.... No I think she is committed to milk bottle and will stick by him in sickness and in weakness.... ---------- Consider this conundrum: "In the Contest of Love, he who comes last wins" ---------- You don't remember your christian upbringing - the first shall be last, and the last first? it's back to Sunday school for you lad. at the Jerry Falwell re-education camp. ---------- Wise words to live by. ---------- or this Man who hold on to mast in storm Oft end up with jellyfish on the belly ---------- That is a quote from the Oracle... The much revered Laslo Duchon esquire. ---------- Not mine unfortunately. I found it written on a piece of paper inside a slightly-used condom in a Zimbabwean cattle paddock. ---------- Wow - a rubber in Zimbabwe! A very rare find no doubt.... ---------- The bull had worn it - they're not that stupid.