BE A LERT FOR TERRORISM

how to be alert to terrrrrist threat, without knowing what to look for?
we have to draw on old wisdom. Master Johns tells us where the Arab is to be
found..in the abysmal shadows of date groves, carrying curved knives in
their white robes. this is discussed at length in "Biggles in North Africa."
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a good standby in these trying times. there is a reference to it in The
Junior Woodchucks Manual
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catching terrorists.
the alert citizen can catch terrorists before they do their evil deeds. if u
see a suspicious character, acost him.
[sample conversation]:

c: hey you, what are u doing? can i hav a look in your bag? are u a
terrorist?

t: damn, you caught me. here's my bag full of WMDs. i'd try to run away but
i know you would get me.  your government is really on top of things you
know.
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that should catch the buggers. they can't talk proper english & they look
different so therefore they must be stupid.
Plan A:
If we speak to them like they used to on "Learning English" on radio & TV we
can gain their confidence & they will eagerly tell us everything.
    "Ambo, my occupation is a Television Presenter.
    What is your occupation, Ambo?"

    Ambo will then be tricked into saying:
    "I am a terrorist, John"
Plan B:
use Taiwan English as in PC hardware installation instructions.
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yes exactly. we should submit these as proposals...there will be about 10mil
in the campaign...
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This will be a breakthrough in the War On Terror - please accept the
enclosed offer of a SOGB position in the APS.
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CIA ads that didnt work...
the mythical Todd and "Let's Roll.."
wagging the gassed dog
parachuting peanut butter into the hills of Jalalabad
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Ten years earlier, Xerxes' father, Darius, had attacked Athens but failed to
crush the defiant little state. Now Xerxes was summoning his satraps to
finish the job, warning that Athens was a threat to the entire civilized
world
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Propaganda in favor of action dictated by the impulses that are below
self-interest offers false, garbled or incomplete evidence, avoids logical
argument and seeks to influence its victims by the mere repetition of
catchwords, by the furious denunciation of foreign or domestic scapegoats,
and by cunningly associating the lowest passions with the highest ideals, so
that atrocities come to be perpetrated in the name of God and the most
cynical kind of Realpolitik is treated as a matter of religious principle
and patriotic duty
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  all important public sites round the country now have armed guards to
protect them. this includes the sierra takeaway Beerwah. it has been the
target of glasshouse separatist attacks in recent weeks.
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It is a true icon of the Sunshine Coast hinterland. It's destruction would
deal a telling blow to the Australian psyche, and is worthy of the
protection it now receives.
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Constable Ben of the Coochin Creek Volunteer Firefighters Battalion is
overseeing security there. how things at the Co-op? they may face terror
campaigns from Obi creek dissidents
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we are holding our own at the moment - and enjoying it while we can.
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simon crean hopes his border patrol policy will get him into office. the
centrepiece is the new coastguard under the command of Captain Squib,
formerly Coochin Creek's royale brigadier
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have u seen old Captain Squib in the distillery of late?
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I understand he's holed up at the Sierra regaling the locals with tales of
his voyage to Baghdad.
They especially like the one about Ali Baba & the 40 weapons inspectors.
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i see.
the sierra is a hot-bed of insurrectionist ideas also. its on the left-bank
of coochin
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yes, they are revolting.
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