NICE PETS AVAILABLE FOR GOOD HOMES
El-Jaz,

Nanette informs me you require two of my kittens for early Christmas
presents for your childen. Which two of the three do u want?
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The other 2.
We have 8 spare rats available for a good home. Do you want some? They make
good pets.
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With two cats, your rat problem will be solved
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Your cats would have no problems with 8 rats
Keep the door shut - it'll be better than CNN
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Which cats does your wife want? I'll bring them round this arvo
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We are in Tasmania today and there is a lion in the backyard - too
dangerous. I'll call you when we get back
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You're lying. I'm coming round with all 3 kittens this afternoon.
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Cato,
well done. see you thi arvo with the kittens
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Came round with the kittens yesterday. Could only see shapes and shadows
shifting behind the curtains in the loungeroom. I waited 45 minutes then
left. Will come round again today.
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don't lose heart - we are now crossing Bass Strait on our way home - should
only take a few weeks - our Sherpa is feeling poorly and can only carry us
one at a time.

In the meantime, please take care of the kittens.
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Wil,
as per Moises' insturctions, we came round yesterday with the kittens. 
i could hear noises and i walked round the house several times knocking on
doors and windows but you didnt seem to be home, though the TV was blazing.
brother Joshua left some tracts for you and we eventually left to 
go to the temple. will come round again tomorrow.

brother Malachai
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not today - Friday is our sabbath & it is too close to Ramadan.
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nanette,
good news. Wil is joining the temple and shall henceforth be known as
Brother Tobias. there will be a small ceremony on the Saturday of the Long
Knives and you are invited, please bring a small gift for temple upkeep.

Brother Malachai
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we dont need no buddhas.
tambourines maybe