Frequently Unasked Questions

Last Updated: 28 January 2000

1. Is there Life before Death?

Albert Nurdfuss, Cairns State High School

Stuffed if I know, Albert . . .

. . . but the Maleny Upfront Club tango squad is feverishly pursuing this very question as we speak.
Their report will be published on this site as soon as it becomes available.

Stay tuned - you'll see it first on ocker.info.

2. Is there life after death?

submitted by Billy (name & address withheld)

One can but hope, Billy - if only to escape the clutches of the Maleny Hug Patrol.

3. Who do you consider to be the most infamous character of the Boozerville Saga?

submitted by Colin of Beerwah

The answer to this question, young Colin, is a deep mystery. Reader beware!

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