Jed,
strangers came lookin for ya. clear out for a while. they looked oily and
carried daggers under their white robes.

bigglesworth
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That's them mexicanos from jess over the Rio Grande not far from the ranch.
As soon as the lettuce-pickin season's finished we'll classify them as
terrorists.

Did you know Dubya's brother is called Jed (Jeb?) & is governor of Florida?
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yes its Jebediah.
his other brother is Ariel
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Yes I've spotted them - they are merely members of the Boozerville Volunteer 
Bushfire Brigade on Day Release
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o yeah. the one on the right is Ben who works sometimes at Sierra Takeaway.
relax and have another pint of woad beer at the Boar and Thistle
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We should be safe up here. Most of the guys wear long dirty white dresses
and the women look like Saddam Hussein.
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im sending the Baygon man to the Co-op. pull the shutters on the Blue Lodge
Bar and Grill
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There will be no escape.
I have erected a sign outside "arbeit mach frei" & have installed the
"showers".
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police to sniper..ring now, but do not send any money.
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and there's more !
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-- Sniper task force announces it can't comply with "option" letter-writer
requested, offers to discuss other "options."
"We have sent this guy five pizzas on credit. one more is not on unless he
at least pays for the cokes."
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Police Chief Moose has forgotten the old adage "beggars can't be choosers"
instead he relies upon "don't look a gift moose in the mouth" - it jess aint
workin..
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poor old Moose. send in Wiggam.
'news' on TV that JI has terror cells inside australia. i told them about
the Co-op ages ago
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  Kusnetzov,

I have a flat tire. send the 104th rifle company with 20,000 litres of
poison gas to help me out.

General Pavlovsky
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We will not be intimidated by a flat tyre. Are you sure 20 000 litres is
enough?
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no time to get any more. throw in some small nuclear devices if need be but
hurry.
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Don't panic -we'll wait for the others to go flat then we'll do the lot.
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