THE COOCHIN CREEK CALIPHATE (you heard it first here)

Herbert the butler will be out of place in the pan-islamc empire spreading
from Beerburrum to Maleny. Where can he go? I also hold doubts about Jed
Thornberry, boundary rider extraordinaire, fitting in.
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They can be given part-time jobs assisting in the tempering process for our
new Damascus steel scimitars.
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Plans for the islamic superstate speed on. Mr Jack Inzamam Williams has
been appointed Vizier-in-Waiting for the Beerwah-Landsborough Regional
Muzzerain.
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Nanette,
Be warned against Wil's skullduggery. He told me I could get Paradise Keys
from Arabs-R-Us on Aerodrome Road.  All lies...only cheap sherberts and
other baubles.
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Have you applied for the Quarry Overseer position yet?
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I understand from Nanette that you have applied for the Quarry Overseer
position?
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I know nothing about rocks....
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Not part of the selection criteria - this is not the APS
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I'm looking for a post inside the soup kitchen. Do u have any contacts there?
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The Quarry's the place for you.
The soup kitchen is volunteer work (then again, so is the Quarry).
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Well I'll volunteer you for the quarry then. I'm for the potato bucket
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El-Jaz will be annihilated the minute he steps foot inside my caliphate.
Coochin Creek will be the burial ground for the imperialists.