Despite years of dedicated service, Constable Ben is yet again denied
entry to the inner sanctum of the Boozerville Volunteer Bush Fire
Brigade.
One cannot help but be reminded of the
sad and undeserved fate of Dobbin in George Orwell's Animal Farm,
the prospect of which must surely exercise the mind of
this noble servant in his all too few quiet moments of contemplation.
Webmaster's Note: Legal
proceedings have been instituted with the Equal Opportunity Commission
on Ben's behalf by his pro bono advocate Major Michael Mori