The navy should patrol Coochin Creek as part of the massive increase in
domestic security arrangements in the wake of the Bali bombing, the Premier,
Bob Carr, believes
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yes it is a weak link in our defences. and it is very close to 
Steve Irwin's  sideshow which is a well-known haunt of ant-Islamic saurians & other
like-minded fauna
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damned saurians. they are in league with halibut. bomb them all and let Seth
sort them out
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an indonesian police officer, who was tortured for only 3 days, has admitted
planting all Bali bombs and playing poker with saddam. and being osama's
camel driver
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Very inefficient - I could have done it in half the time
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Latest theory is that JI was targeting the decadent Hindoos in Bali. Could
be right. we presume the world revolves around US & Aus
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elephants had to be stopped. were running amok.
shoot the damned Hindoos. Bomb the Co-op
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Operation Bali now known as
Willy Wonkers and the Islamic Factory
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seems the shooter was a negro-arab named Tobias Al-Salami. he worked the
Ohio cornfields before joining Al-Queada in Afghanistan, flying planes all
over mid-west nuclear power plants and playing scrabble with Saddam.  he was
in bali two weeks ago for a day or two in between shootings and recently
attended Monash Uni for an economics lecture. conclusion: lets bomb iraq AND
iran!
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that's the same guy who poured chemicals down the drain here in Beerwah.
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yep that's him.

LOCAL DENIES CONNECTION WITH AL-QUEADA

Local bandit Jed Peters said an accusation by Mayor Williams that he was
involved in a terror network was ludicrous. Peters, who plies his trade on
the Glasshouse Tourist Drive, said he had no group affiliations and operated
alone. "I'm a self-made man" he said, "I know the local terrain inside out
and have no need of outside advisers."  Williams, however, refuses to back
down. "His operations are very slick. How does a boy who went to Beerwah
High gain that kind of skill level. It's very suspicious. i want him
investiagted to see if anything untoward is going on."
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Al-Queada has plans to include Beerburrum in an Islamic state. what do u know of
this? and why has Beerwah been left out?
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Beerwah is to be part of a prison-state along the lines of Palestine, the SA
homelands & the Warsaw ghetto.
If you raise your hand now, you can be a Gauleiter & stave off your
extermination for a couple of years. There will be a position available at
the Tibrogargan quarry, which is to be dismantled and re-located to Bald
Knob.
I can put in a word for you with the Ayatollah.
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ok sounds good. do i get to wear epaulletes on my striped garb?
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You will be given a whip & gumboots, but will wear the yellow cross (or star
as the case may be) armband like all the others.
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ok i'll sign up..
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still plotting on this.
i hear a captain of the Guards at the Beerburrum Co-op has been assasinated.
prepare for invasion from Beerwah.
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we welcome the infidel !
omne padme hum
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you will dread taking on the woad-painted wildlings of Beerwah. they drink
blood in buckets
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  A new quake rocked Beerwah on Tuesday, sparking fresh streams of lava and
ash from Mount Tibrogargan, Europe's most active volcano, and leaving
hundreds of panicked families temporarily homeless.
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The Lord is on our side.
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They are barbarians (note that beerburrum is the aboriginal translation) and
their obscene customs merit their descent into slavery under our merciful
stewardship.
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grab the icon of the Coochin Camel. show it to the troops and they will rally
round you
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bugger the beerburrum barbarians. they are the same as the ostrogoths from
Beerwah
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yes they're all of the same ilk. The Gubbi Gubbi people knew that also.
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They are easily led. We have bought a consignment of plastic keys from Gone
Bonkers, and these will be used to ensure their entry into Paradise should
the need arise.
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how silly are you.
Paradise keys are from Silly Sollys not Bonkers. you need more vitamin b.
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Those damn zionists have tricked us again! We'll send in a suicide bomber to
show them who's boss.
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and then we'll arrest each other and throw ourselves in jail. arabs rule!
Inzamum
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there shall be much ululation in the prison camp tonight at our glorious
victory as well as the usual nailing & washing of teeth.
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i wonder if any caucasian has ever gone to sleep praying to wake up in the
morning as an arab.
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I've known some women who looked like that next morning
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hahahha very good.
once all arabs are behind bars [preferably our own] the victory over the
Zionists will be complete. they will have no one else to arrest and harass.
then they will disembowell themslves with frustration. then we will let
ourselves out.
do u still have the keys?
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can't linger for a chat. im off to Arabs-R-Us for some camel feed.
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yes - still have 1,999 of them
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can't linger for a chat. im off to Arabs-R-Us for some camel feed.
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mounting your "ship of the desert" again. I'd better do some work too.
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