POLICE had to break up an animal rights protest yesterday when
schoolchildren in Aberdeen pelted activists with cartons of milk.

Sean Gifford of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) and an
unidentified man in a cow-suit had planned a peaceful protest at the gates
of the Grammar School to let pupils know about the claimed hazards in milk.

But they had to be rescued by two female police officers when the teenage
pupils launched a violent protest of their own.

About 100 children, shouting "milk for the masses" and carrying banners,
surrounded Mr Gifford and his "cow" partner and drenched them both in milk
for about ten minutes. The police eventually intervened and escorted the
PETA members back to their car
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What a couple of dickheads...  What are cows supposed to do if they can't 
work making milk.  Do they want them all eaten for meat?  Milk is a good job 
for them and good for most of us.  
 
Dickheads...
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There's no sense of humour left in the world.
PETA should have realised they were being showered wit  the milk of bovine
kindness
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Labor has lost their safest seat to a vegan dreadlock hillbilly. the
Greenies should run cows, elvers and billy goat plums in the federal
election and they will pick up scores of seats.
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  do u have any spere fence palings you could nominate for candidates
against Labor in the next election?
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No I don't have any to spare - they are currently sitting for the APS entrance
examination and should do well.
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There are no APS entrance exams. They went out with black pointy shoes Jed.
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Straw,
Jed wears pointy shoes and mixes up amphetamines in his factory above the
piano bar.
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