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| why would wily Wil waste work on wacky webs which when wisited will definitely defy dedicated definition?
Spammer Mike, Sunshine Coast No more correspondence re wily Willy if you don't mind. . |
| When work wanes, wily Willy wends wearily westward, wondering which words, when wisely wielded, would waylay wanton web wanderers without wounding witless wowsers.
Willy Wonka, West Wyalong's worst wordsmith. Wise words, Willy,wonderfully woven - wow! ... Ed. |
| Orstralian 'orses always 'ave 'airy 'indquarters. Now naff orf!
Ann |
| Always eat extra eggs every evening.
Ross E., Townsville Another gem from Ross. Accomplished alliteri may discern a quantum leap in our new member's vocabulary. This is matched only by his prodigious output which we have meticulously filed in what we call "Ross's Receptacle" near Marilyn's desk. Ross is a retired poultry farmer from South Townsville... Ed. |
| So this is what y'all Ozzies Down Under think is funny? Ha. Ha. and Ha.
Billy Jason McLure, East Virginny Why thankyuh Billy J! Any applause from our American allies is always eagerly accepted... Ed. |
| This is the worst site I have ever seen
Bill Smith, Cairns QLD Australia Jeez Marilyn I thought you were filtering out all this negative stuff. One more slip & you're for the cement boots too, lady.. Ed. |
| Since joining the Alliterati I have been very much sought after. In my court case the judge said my speech was a transvestite of the English language and sentenced me to solitary confinement for the good of the public.
Name supplied. Your name, Name Supplied, will be inscribed in our Martyrs Hall of Fame... Ed. |
| One wonders wot words wunce waylaid wily Willy.
C3R |
| My health has greatly improved since becoming a member of the Alliterati. Keep up the good work!
Hubert Humpknuckle, Toledo Pity Joe Billy didn't take a leaf from your book, Hubert... Ed. |
| The Alliterati is just another club for snobs. It should be called the Eliterattlesnakes. Up yours!
Joe Billy McLure, West Virginny Our contract PR guys will be visiting you soon JB. Is there a lake nearby?... Ed. |
| My English, it is going forth in bounds & leaps now. Hip Hooray for the litertti!
SJ Snaifu, Bradford |
| Eat eggs every evening.
Ross E., Townsville Good one Ross. Don't stop now!... Ed. |
| I have invented an Alliterati Dictionary for sale to members.
All words starting with the same letter are grouped together for your convenience.
Be the "go to guy" and "The Life of the Party" with this handy tool. Only weighs 33 lbs.
..signed.. Robert, Wellington (capital city of NZ) So which damn pocket should I keep it in? Any suggestions apart from the obvious?... Editor) |
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