Posted by Ocker on March 10, 2004 at 22:26:28:
In Reply to: Is Boozerville true? posted by Virginia Small on March 10, 2004 at 22:25:33:
Dear Virginia
Ocker often receives enquiries such as yours, and continues to be upset not only by the casting of aspersions upon his matchless integrity, but also by the disillusionment and corruption of the imagination of young surfers such as yourself.
Whilst not having personally visited Boozerville, I can attest to the reliability of witnesses and travellers to that enchanted village, whence I have derived my accounts posted on this website.
Suffice it is to say, without attracting undue and unwanted attention to its exact location, that Boozerville lies in that mystical hinterland to the west of the Great Northern Highway, and to the north of the Western Freeway issuing out of Metropolitanus the Queensland capital - excluding however Maleny and its surrounding district of Mirkwood.
None but the most cynical could doubt the veracity and high drama of the Boozerville Cavalcade and the other sagas which are today the foundation of modern Boozerville culture.
As truly as elves and orcs inhabit Boozerville and neighbouring shires including Beerwah, you can be assured that yes Virginia - there is a Boozerville.
PS. Not so sure about Buderim.